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Sep 27, 2017

This week sees the last in the season of #tablefor2 as we make way for our new mini show - #moviepitches.

Matt's diary tells a story of a table who complained just to have everything given to them for free, but it then transpired that they didn't have enough money to begin with .

Adam would have done some research, but...


Sep 24, 2017

This week's Top 5 is all about the worst Dick Moves a person can do, whether it's a small one, a big floppy one or a raging veiny one.  We all have dick moves that we do, and of course ones that others do that piss us off.

In our Weekly Weird Wupdates we have a man who masturbated in a police station after saying he...


Sep 20, 2017

This week in Matt's Diary he recounts the tale of some rather loud and obnoxious customers who he very could have mistaken for American, if it wasn't for his keen ear for accents and incredible detective work.

And Adam trawls through Reddit to find the 11 most irritating things that customers have ever asked for...

As...


Sep 17, 2017

So, you know how in the "romantic" times of yesteryear you could say anything you wanted without offending people or whatever?

Well there isn't anything you CAN'T say anymore, there's just stuff that you SHOULDN'T say anymore.

We take a look at some of those things and wonder if we can actually not say them...


Sep 13, 2017

In Matt's diary this week he takes a look at some VIP customers who probably don't deserve to be on the VIP list at all!

And Adam has a list of things that restaurant and bar staff do wrong, according to customers!

As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next...